Naked man arrives at a fancy dress with a girl on his back “I’m a turtle” he says
Oh.. Who’s on your back? “That’s Michelle” he replies
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The doctor just told me that I suffer from compulsive lying syndrome…
So I committed suicide yesterday.
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A synanym is a word you use in place of one you can’t spell.
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“Why are you looking so miserable?”
“Well, a fortnight ago, an aunt died and left me fifteen thousand pounds. Last week, an uncle died, and left me twenty thousand.
This week…….Nothing!”