Family Relations
“David was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.
“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother.
“And why not?” asked David.
“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?”
David said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, “Come on David, I want a nephew. David, make me an uncle.”
David couldn’t take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, “You’re sure you want a nephew?”
“Yes,” the brother replied. “It would be an honour.”
“Well congratulations, you’re holding him.”