A big word of thanks to Richard Goard for these laughter spots
Sky news report. When the Irish joined in the attack on Libya .
They sent in 3 ships – 2 full of sand and one full of cement……it was a mortar attack.
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The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
I said “yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.” . .
“What trick?” she asked?
“The one where you shut it up and go to sleep!”
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A Geordie and a Yank aid worker are helping out in Japan
Yank says, “You from round here, buddy?”
“No,” he replies, ” Newcastle ”
“What State’s that in?” asks the Yank.
“Pretty much the same as this place!”
