Michael and Peter went on a fishing trip. They hired all the equipment: the reels, the rods, bait, wading boots, rowing boat, the car and even a log cabin in the woods. No expense was spared for their yearly expedition.
On the first day they went fishing they didn’t catch a thing. The same thing happened on the second day, and on the third day. It continued like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Michael caught a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. Peter turns to his friend, Michael, and says, “Do you realise that this one pathetic fish we have caught cost us £900?”
Michael replies with a jaundiced smile, “ Crikey, it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
