If you can start the day without caffeine,- If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
- If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
- If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
- If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
- If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
- If you can conquer tension without medical help,
- If you can relax without alcohol,
- If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
…Then You Are Probably THE FAMILY DOG !!!