Dear LinkedIn, You’re doing it all wrong. Here’s how….

I‘m an old hand at this. I’ve been connected for more than half of my life, thanks to some quality time spent trolling AOL chatrooms, typing my teen angst away on Livejournal, and blankly staring at friend requests from strangers on Friendster and old Myspace.

I’ve been plugged in–in one way or another–since 1997. After dedicating 16 years of my life, and the entirety of my career, to this bad boy, it’s safe to I can tolerate pretty much anything when it comes to social media.