An old woman is riding in a lift in a very lavish London building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the lift, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, £150 an ounce!”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the lift, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Channel No. 5, £200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says, “Cabbage, 49 pence a pound.”