A man walks into the lingerie department store and asks the saleslady “I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.
With a quizzical look the saleslady asks, “What kind of bra?”
He repeats, “A Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist bra, and that you would know what she wanted.”
“Oh, yes, now I understand,” says the saleslady. ‘We don’t get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.”
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, “So, what are the differences?”
The saleslady responds, “It’s really quite simple.
The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, while the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.’
He muses on that information for a minute and then asks, ‘Hmm, I know I’ll regret asking, but what does the Baptist bra do?’“Ah,” she replied, “The Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills!”