A six-year-old goes to the hospital with his mother to visit his Granddad. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his mother and bursts into his Granddad’s room.
Grandpa,” he says excitedly, “as soon as my mom comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said his Grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog because mom said as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World!”