Three men died on Christmas Eve and were confronted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates …
“In honour of this holy season”, said St Peter, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven …
James the Englishman fumbled through his pockets, found his lighter and flicked it on. “It’s a candle …”
“You may pass through the pearly gates …”, St Peter said.
Angus the Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells …”
“You may pass through the pearly gates too …”, said St Peter.
Jean Paul the Frenchman desperately searched through his pockets … and finally pulled out a pair of panties …
St Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And, just what do you think those symbolize … ??!!!”
“These are Carol’s …” says Jean Paul
Big question. Does anyone have an idea what Paddy the Irishman would have said?
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Paddy would have pulled out a picture of Brian O’Driscoll and said, “This is the brightest star in Ireland.”
Thanks to Tom Brady of http://www.therightimpression.com/ for this one.