The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets, short & sweet, a good one.
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 16-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque,she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake,she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says,
“Well, that’s great…that’s just great… some asshole’s got my pen!”
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