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Laughter Spot : “I told her that I had joined a Parachute Club”

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.

Talking about my  “doing-something-useful”  seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was  “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the senior club and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied,  “Are you nuts?  You are 78 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?” I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said, “I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.  Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

 

 

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