1 A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, “Why? I can walk just fine.”
When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, “But my teeth don’t walk.”
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2. Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
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3. A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces.
She responds, “Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces.