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Laughter Spot : “Things you probably didn’t know”

You can use these “things you probably didn’t know” in the pub tonight.

Who were the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV?  .. It was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

> In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb.’

Thanks to Dewald P. in Perth Western Australia for this one…

 

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.
> It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’.. …
> And thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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> The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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> Coca-Cola was originally green ..
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> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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> The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
> £ 10,120.00
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> The first novel ever written on a typewriter,
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> Tom Sawyer.
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> Each King in a deck of playing cards represents a great King from history:
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> Spades – King David
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> Hearts – Charlemagne
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> Clubs -Alexander, the Great
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> Diamonds – Julius Caesar
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> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111
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> = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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> If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
> If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died Of natural causes.
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> Q….. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter ‘A’?
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> A… One thousand
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> Q…. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
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> A… All were invented by women.
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> Q… What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
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> A… Honey