News just in…..Swiss police confirm that, when arrested all seven FIFA. officials threw themselves to the ground and pretended to be injured..
A Secretary walked into the Boss’s office and says, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” The Boss says. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?”
Try to be more positive,”
“Ok” She says……”The good news is, you’re not Sterile…!”
Boss to worker, “I’m going to mix business with pleasure…you’re fired..
Two men are in the office talking about the various gadgets they’ve got on their Desks…”So” says one. “Do you use your Dictaphone much?” “No” says the other. “I usually use my finger”
An old lady had two pet monkeys,but sadly they died so she took them to the Taxidermist to be stuffed.
The man said, “how would you like them done?” The old lady said, “I don’t know what do you suggest?” “Well would you like them mounted?”
“Oh no no no…I couldn’t have that,just holding hands will be fine.
