After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone
She started talking in a loud voice:
“Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life. Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking very loudly.
The man sitting next to her decided he’d had enough, so he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, get off the phone and give me another kiss.”
Sue doesn’t use her mobile phone on the train any more