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Laughter Spot : “The one about PC sacking”

The owner of a small airline in the Scottish Highlands had just lost a big tourism contract and as a result, the business was in difficulty.

The owner gathered together his four cabin crew staff members.

“I’m really sorry,” he said, “but I’m going to have to let one of you go.”

The black steward said, “Not me. If you do I’ll have you for racial discrimination.”

“And I’m a woman,” said the stewardess, “so I’ll do you for sexual discrimination.”

The eldest, another steward, said, “Sack me, laddie, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination lawsuit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”

At this point, they all turned to look at the helpless young, white, male employee. He thought for a moment, then responded, “I think I might be gay…”

 

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