An attractive young female graduate was pleased to be appointed as assistant to the sales director of a large corporation.
But her middle-aged boss irritated her when, on business trips abroad, he treated her in public as if she were his girlfriend.
No doubt bolstered by giving this impression, the boss continually referred to her as “darling” and “love” in front of hotel staff, taxi drivers, and the like.
For some time the young graduate put up with this relatively harmless nonsense, but one evening she lost her patience and decided to give him what he had coming.
As she and her boss were shown into a very smart restaurant by the headwaiter, the sales director asked her, “where would you like to sit, sweetheart?”
“Oh,” she replied, “anywhere you like, Daddy.”