I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, and then put a cherry on my head … … Life was tough in the Gateau. …. Graphic by Shutterstock
2. I went out for an Indian last night. The waiter asked “Curry Ok?” …..
I said ” Oh alright, I’ll do one song then leave me alone.”
3. A pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: Don’t worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: That’s not too bad. What about the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
