Q. What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill!
Many thanks to Richard Goard in Surrey for these gems. The graphics are by Shutterstock.
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups
Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!
Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.
Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours.
Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack
Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?
A: Because it was too far to walk.
Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck