An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a beautiful young woman walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, “What machine should I use to impress that woman over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said; “I would recommend the cash point in the entrance
Another bonus Laughter Spot … An unemployed youth took his clapped out old car to the garage and asked them to find out what was wrong with it . After a few minutes under the bonnet the mechanic appeared shaking his head forlornly, and said, “Piston broke.”
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