1, Husband: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
Wife: Kitchen, bathroom, carpet.
2. The weatherman on our local news show has reacted very angrily to being sacked.
….. No more mist and ice guy.
3. “Why has everything got to be a game with you?” My wife sighed.
“An excellent question love” I replied, “but next time, please use the buzzer.”