Those airplanes are flying too low.The exhaust pushed my ball into the water.
- Those damn people won’t shut up.
- Those guys were making too much noise in the other fairway.
- Those hedges were just planted. That’s a do-over
- .Those swing machines are too expensive.
- Titanium balls fly too far for my ability.
- To hell with the tournament. Besides, I don’t look good in green jackets anyway.
- What do you mean, winter rules aren’t allowed in the summer?
- When I yelled ‘fore’, my caddie thought that was the club I needed.
- When I’m on the practice tee the all always goes straight.
When the hole was moved, the greens-keeper left a gap in the green. There goes my eagle
- When you leaned on your putter, and it left an indentation on the green.
- You are never watching when I hit a good shot.
- You should have seen my play last week.
- You should have told me about the water on this hole.
- You were moving when I was attempting my birdie putt.
- Your cell phone should have been switched off.I want a do-over.
- Your cigar smoke keeps getting in my eyes when I putt.
- Your farts stink. I can’t concentrate, let alone breathe.
- Your golf shirt is too bright. Who the hell dresses you?
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