An old lady in a nursing home is tearing down the hall in her electric wheelchair when all of a sudden an old man jumps out of a room in front of her.
He says ‘ show me your license.’ so the woman pulls a lolly wrapper out of her handbag and gives it to the man.
The old man checks the lolly wrapper and says ‘ very well then, be on your way and don?t let me catch you speeding again.’ so the old lady goes off down the hallway again. A little while later the old lady is speeding again. Again she goes past a room and the old man jumps out in front of her. ?Show me your registration papers? said the old man.
This time the old lady pulls a shopper docket out of her bag and hands it to the old man. He checks it and then hands it back to her and says ‘very well. Be on your way and don?t let me catch you speeding again. The old lady puts the docket back in her bag and drives off.
A little while later she is speeding again and as before the old man jumps out of a room in front of her. This time he is stark naked. The old woman takes one look at him and says ?oh no, not the breathalyzer test again
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