Bruce normally drives his 6 year old to school every day on his way to work.
But he’s been to his mate’s Robbo’s birthday barbie, the night before and got so hammered there that he’s got a massive hangover and decides to chuck a sickie.
His wife Sheila grabs the keys to the ute and drives the daughter to school.
The teacher notices and later in the day during a chat she asks the girl, “I see you mum drove you to school today.”
“Yes,” says the girl, “Daddy was sick today, it was quite different today.”
The teacher says, “Different? How do you mean different?”
“Well,” says the girl, “Mum and I …. didn’t see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, moron, stupid fuckwit, dumb prick or wanker anywhere on the whole way to school today!
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