A man who worked for a fire station came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system
at the fire station.
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2
rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and
we’re ready to go on the trucks.
So from now on we’re going to run this house the same way. When
I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I
want you to jump into bed, and when I say Bell 3, we’re going to
make love all night.”
The next night he came home from work and yelled “Bell 1” and
his wife took off her clothes. He then yelled “Bell 2” and his
wife jumped into bed. Then he yelled “Bell 3” and they began to
make love.
After 2 minutes, his wife yelled “Bell 4!” The husband asked
“What’s this Bell 4???”
And the wife replied “More Hose!!! You’re nowhere near the fire!