A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings .
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs . When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ,” I’ll give you $800.00 to drop that towel …” After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob .
After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , ” Who was that , at the door ?
” She says , ” It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . ” The husband replies , ” Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ???