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Laughter Spot : The one about a Pub called the “George and the Dragon”

A homeless guy is travelling down a dark country lane, tired and hungry. He comes across a Pub called the “George and the Dragon.”

Although it’s late and the Pub is closed, he gently knocks on the door. The innkeeper’s wife sticks her head out of a window. “Could I have some food please?” he asks. The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, “No!”

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“Any chance of a pint of ale then please?”

“No!” she says again.

“Could I at least sleep in your barn?”
“NO!!” ….By this time, she was shouting.

The down-and-out says, “OK then … Might I please…?”
“WHAT NOW?” the woman shouts impatiently.

“Might I please have a word with George?