Typical women . . .
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her cell phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in ICU.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her greatest shopping day.. She decided to hit a couple of more shops on the way to the hospital.
After a cup of coffee and a slice of chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was in an absolutely jubilant state when all of a sudden she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband’s condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, ‘You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn’t you!? I hope you’re proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!
It’s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care.. And taking care of him will now be your career!’
The woman was feeling so overwhelmed with guilt she broke down and began sobbing.
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just pulling your leg.
He’s dead. Show me what you bought.’ 
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And that’s the truth.