What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick
A man walks into a bar …ouch
Thanks to Richard Goard for these great one liners….
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come
When do vampires like racing? When it’s neck and neck
Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette
What has four legs but can’t walk? A table
What do frogs wear on their feet? Open toad sandles
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrr!
What’s round and bad tempered? A vicious circle