A teacher asks her class if Chelsea is their favourite team. Everyone says yes except for Little Jimmy.
“What’s your favourite football team Jimmy?” Jimmy says, “QPR”.
The teacher asks, “Well why is that?” Jimmy says, “Well, my dad is a QPR fan, my mum is a QPR fan, I guess that makes me a QPR fan.”
The angry teacher says, “If your dad was a moron and your mum was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Little Jimmy replies, “Well, that would make me a Chelsea fan,”