A rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a beer and the food menu.
No menu says the barman we do toasties and that’s all. Okay says the rabbit, a cheese and ham toastie and the beer.
Next day, same thing; cheese and ham toastie and a beer. Day after too. The rabbit becomes a regular, every day cheese and ham toastie and a beer.
And the weeks turn into months. Then one day the rabbit goes in and orders the usual. Can’t do it says the barman, the delivery guy didn’t come and we’re out of ham. But I can do you a cheese and tomato? Okay says the rabbit.
Next day, the rabbit doesn’t show. No show the day after too. On the third day, the ghost of the rabbit shows up. Christ says the barman, what happened?
Died of mixing my toasties says the rabbit!