If I had a dollar for every math exam I failed, I don’t know how much I’d have.
I no longer have a yearly itch to visit Greece since I started applying anti-Aegean cream.
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
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I was flying with Chinese Airways, the Pilot said he was going to switch off a few of the cabin lights, and then Dim Sum
Whenever someone says ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’. I say ‘Oh my god! Me neither!’
I’m looking to start up my own business,recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
The doctor down the road took up kidnapping recently, but it’s been a waste of time. No one can read his ransom notes.
Parallel lines have got so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes
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