Jon Davey’s Laughter Spot : What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? Ones really heavy, the others a little lighter

Did you know that Meatloaf’s wife used to also be his accountant? She would do anything for love but she won’t do vat…

What do you call a man with a bird sat on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Dug

Golf’s great isn’t it. Just like sex. You don’t have to be good at it to enjoy it.

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Just been diagnosed with anxiety and constipation, I’m worried shitless

Dr dr my cocks gone all scaly… ah yes, you have a reptile dysfunction

I’m no cactus specialist but I know a prick when I seen one

If Apple made cars would they have windows

When 3 people have sex, it’s called a threesome
When 2 people have sex, it’s called a twosome
Now I understand why they call you handsome

Wife “I wish I had bigger tits”
Husband “Try rubbing paper between them”
Wife”Do you think that works?”
Husband “Well it did for your arse!”