A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration.
Thanks, the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
Little partner, the firefighter said, I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.
The little girl replied thoughtfully, You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren!!.
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