The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town. The Lone Ranger said” Tonto me ol mate Im going into this hotel for a drink, you’d be best to wait outside, they don’t take kindly to Redskins here.”
Tonto replied “no worries Lone, I might do some exercises I’m trying to trim down a bit”.
So The Lone Ranger goes in, meanwhile Tonto is doing hundred Meter sprints up and down the main street.
Black Bart rides into town and spots Tonto sprinting.
He doesn’t like what he sees, and bursts into the bar both six guns drawn.
He yells in a menacing voice, ” which one of you dudes is with the redskin?”.
In the blink of an eye the Lone Ranger is off his stool both his six guns pointed straight at Bart’s heart.
Black Bart pales and stammers ” settle down their Mr Ranger, I just called in to let you know, you left your Injun runnin” .