With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?” “No” said her husband. She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons, reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled £20 note.
She then asked “Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled up?” “No, I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice. She seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled £50 note.
“Now” she said. “Have you ever seen £25,000 all crumpled up?” “No way!” he panted, becoming even more excited,
She said “Look in the garage.”