There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up.
While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway.
So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the lawyer, but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”