A blonde girl goes a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of red curtains.”
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely red floral one. The man asks :What size curtains she needs.
The blonde replies, “seventeen inches.”
“Seventeen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small – Where will you use that curtain?”
The blonde tells:
-They aren’t for a room, they are for my computer.
The surprised man replies:
-But lady, you can’t use curtains for computers screen!”
The blonde girl:
Heeeeyyyyyyyyyy! I’ve got Windoows!”