A vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth:
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only fifteen minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to grab him to get him to shut up.
When they got him down from the pulpit they asked him what happened.
The vicar explains, the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 15 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he just couldn’t shut up!
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