I’ve got 6 clocks to go back But I can only find 5 receipts
Breaking news. . Liverpool have sacked their manager tonight & Jurgen has decided to return to Germany with his family. .
Apparently the Klops go back this weekend. …!
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I used to work in a Russian napkin factory.
I was in the serviette union.
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I’ve been asked out on a date by Camelot’s daughter, I think I’ve hit the jackpot.
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The standard of food on a cruise ship is decent, but I wouldn’t go overboard with it.
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I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water…
Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
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“There was a piece of paper on the top of a pillar box but it was too high to read.”
“What did you do?”
” I climbed up to have a look.”
“Did it have any writing on it?”
“Yes. ‘Wet Paint.'”
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