Have a bit of a laugh with our selection of funny and ridiculous Irish jokes.

What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t wander around Dublin thinking he’s Bono.

There are only three kinds of men who don’t understand women: Young men, old men, and middle-aged men. (Irish saying)

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Never iron a four leaf clover

You don’t want to press your luck.

 

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke…

But the Scots haven’t got the joke yet.

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The Irish way…

Now don’t be talking about yourself while you’re here. We’ll surely be doing that after you leave.

As you slide down the banister of life…

May the splinters never point the wrong way. (Irish blessing)

May those that love us love us, and those that don’t love us…

May God turn their hearts. If He can’t turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping! (Old Irish curse)