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I was staying in a hotel last night.
Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.
“Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?”
The receptionist replied, “Yes. You’re fat, in your 40′s and given you’re staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven’t achieved much in your life.”
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Boss: Do you believe in the afterlife?
Employee: No I don’t, because there’s no proof.
Boss: So if I could prove to you that there is life after death, would you believe in the afterlife?
Employee: If you could prove it 100%, then I would believe in life after death.
Boss: OK. Here’s the proof. After you left early yesterday to go to your Uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you to go and play golf.
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Bonus Time … Two more …
I reckon Peter Pan is behind the Gatwick debacle. He’s making sure the planes are going to never land.
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