“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house” Groucho Marx
‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’
Rosanne Barr.
“Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.”
Mae West.
‘My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”
Rita Rudner.
“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.”
Barbara Bush.
“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.”
Ann Landers.
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
Groucho Marx.
“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
Mickey Rooney.
‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’
Dorothy Parker.