Sample of Tesco Everyday Value Beef Burgers showed about 29% horse meat relative to beef content….
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horse meat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres = horse ovaries …thanks Dewald
I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.
and not so funny … Horse meat discovery knocks £300m off Tesco market value
Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It’s bollocks
I had a Tesco burger and now I’m feeling a little horse
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
Scientist: “Sir, we’ve discovered horse meat in your burgers.” Tesco boss: “Why the long face?”
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she’d been to Tesco, of course.
Good thing about these horse puns is it’s stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
And one really bad one…
I really hope they launch a steward’s inquiry into the Tesco horse meat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.