David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror. After about 5 minutes the driver says “OK give me a clue”
Beckham says “I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played
in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?”
in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?”
Driver replies “No you thick sod, where do you want to go ?
Thanks to “Paul Tomes for this one.