A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library, so he asks a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replies in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library start staring at the guy, who is very embarrassed and moves to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly over to the guy’s table and says with a laugh: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responds in a loud voice: “£300 FOR ONE NIGHT? ….. THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library look at the girl in shock.
Looking down at his book, the guy whispers to the girl: “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”
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