America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked – David Letterman
The average person thinks he isn’t – Larry Lorenzoni
Men are like lino floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for many years – Betsy Salkind
When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife – Prince Phillip
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke – Robin Hall
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million – Arnold Schwarzenegger
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder – John Glenn
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone – George Roberts