A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Harry.
I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.
Poor Harry, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody autocorrect !!! I meant “wifi”, not “wife” . . . . .
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