An 89 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge said, “Why did you steal a can of peaches?”
She replied, “I was hungry.”
The judge asked, “And how many peaches were in the can.”
She replied. “Six.”
The judge said, “Then I will give you six days in jail.”
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge, “May I say something on my wife’s behalf?”
The judge said, “What is it?”
The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”